There are two ways to be successful in life. The first one is being a genius. But it is pretty difficult, you must work so mach, go ahead of your time and, above all, most of time they won’t recognize it until you die. The other way is being an incompetent, that is much easier and, besides, they will recognize it even alive. For that reason I’m thinking become into incompetent, cuz it provides many advantages.

Beginning, you have so many models to follow. Who doesn`t know an incompetent? When you were a child and your little toy was broken, you said:
-Mom, I implore you, please don`t let my dad fixes it.
That’s true, isn’t it?

Another advantage of be incompetent is (that) you make the woman who loves you most happy, your mother. She always has wished you get a job as a civil servant; it is forever, could a mother wish something bad for her son? I don’t think so, so, incompetent for ever!

There are two ways to succeed in (your) life. The first one is /to be/being/ a genius. But that is very difficult, you have to work a lot, to be ahead of your time and, on top of that, most of the times /they/people/ won’t recognize that until you are dead. The other way is being an incompetent. It’s much more easier and, besides, everybody recognizes that while you are alive. Because of that, I’m thinking about becoming an incompetent. Everything is an advantage.

First of all, you can follow much more /models/people’s footspteps/. Who don’t know an incompetent person?
Even when you were a child, when your train got broken, you told your mother
- Mum, please, don’t let dad fix it.
didn’t you?/right?

Another advantage of being an incompetent is that you make the women who loves you the most happy. Your mother. Your mather has always wanted you to be a civil servant, because that lasts forever. And, can a mother wish anything bad for her son? No! Then it’s done! Incompetent for all your life!

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There are two ways to success in life. The first one is being a genius. But this one is very difficult: you have to work hard, to be ahead of your time, and on top of that, usually you will not be recognised until you were dead. The other way is being an incompetent. That one is much easier, and in addition, you are recognised while you are alive. That is the reason why I am thinking over to become an incompetent, because everything is an advantage.

To start, you have much more models to follow. Who doesn’t recognise an incompetent? When you were children, and the train broke, you already said:
- Mum, I beg you, don’t let dad fix it.

Didn’t you?

Another advantage of being an incompetent is that you make the woman who more loves you happy, your mother. Your mother has always wanted you to take a competitive exam to be a government employee, since it lasts the whole life. And, is a mother to wish anything bad to her son? ¡She is not! ¡That is! ¡Incompetent during the whole life!

Incompetente’s advantages,

In order to success in live there are two ways. The first one is to be a genius. But this is very difficult, one has to work hard, to be over the present and, moreover, most of the times it’s not recognized until you are dead. The other way is being an incompetent, which is much easier, moreover, you will be recognized in live. That’s why I am thinking in become an incompetent, because all are advantages.

First thing, you have more models to look at. Who doesn’t know an incompetent? Already when we are children, when the train broke down, you used to say to your mother:

- Mum, I kindly ask you that dad doesn’t fix it

yes or not?

Another advantage of being an incompetent is you make happy the woman who most loves you, you mother. Your mother always wanted you to apply for a concourse for public worker, which it’s for all the rest of your live, will a mother want anything bad for her child? Nooo! Imcompetent forever!